This is the BLONDIES PAGE! Where KB tells her TRUE hilarious NOT MADE UP THESE REALLY HAPPED blondie jokes!
I am DEAD serious, I did these ALL!
(This page is being updated with funny stories, so please stand by and comment a few blondie jokes of your own)
Ok- One time, my friend Kressie, tried to open doritos upside-down at lunch yesterday!
Okay, this is what happened to me.
I was trying to get in the car through an open window. my friend had already did it and I was determined to, too. So I just jumped, HEAD FIRST, into the car through the window. BUT the window was rolled up.
LOL i know that was funny. And I’m blonde, so it made perfect since
I asked my blond BFF, could you hand me that pen over there? Just press it open for me, thanks. It was a SHOCK PEN!!!! And she fell for it, even though SHOCK was written all over it!
oh once I was at Wal-Mart and my dad and i were back in the auto department (he had to get new windshield wipers) and i found this window squege and it had like this little button on it so i pressed it (it turns out that the squge had a built in window cleaner solution in it) and I squirted my dad with window cleaner!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was hilarious!!!!! He didnt get mad cause im known to do those things on accident but you sholdve seen his face! It was hilarious!!!!!!
one my bff left her books in me carr and the nexted day when i tried to give them to her… she booked me(who was holding HER BOOKS) and then started laughing i just left her there till she realized…
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lol those r all funny!!! one time when i was like 4 and we had just moved here we were in the balcony for church and i was cloloring on the program and i dropped it and it landed on some lady’s head!!!!!
(my clones)
lol !